Adult Sms


What�s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy�s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive
From: Nadia

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend �PEPSODENT� reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday
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6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera� . LG KG 195
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Girl:It�s 2 tight Boy:Don�t worry,I�ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can�t, Gal:It�s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We�ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: �can kids of our age have kids?� Teacher replied � NO Never!!� Boy said to girl : �see i told you not to worry!!!!�.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: �Me sick, no work� Boss SMS back: �When I am sick I kiss my wife try it� 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: �Me ok, ur wife very sweet�
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He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY� MOSQUITO !!!!
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I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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It�s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It�s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said �Na my wife is better.� 2nd went in and came out n said �U R right ur wife is much better.�
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Can we do romance in the midnight today? I�m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
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Catch her by her waist� Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a � �nice drink�PEPSI
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3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai �:p
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Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola: �Aao kamray mein chalain� Reema; �Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai�
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Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar �.!
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Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
From: Nadia

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega�


Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do�
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Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking�
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aaj tumhein akeiley mein� le ja kar� apney hontoon se eik� k� ki� kis.. kiss� kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka���.
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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
From: Nadia

A girl phoned me the other day and said � �Come on over, there�s nobody home.� I went over. Nobody was home
From: Nadia

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u �lastnite�
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Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours�..toilet!
From: Nadia

Always start your day with a lot of� S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It�s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
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pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
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I want to suck you lick you, wanna move my tongue all over you,wanna feel you in my mouth yep, thats how you eat an ice cream!
From: Nadia

us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
From: Nadia

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa..
muje acha lage ga
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz
aik pyara sa SMS!!!

From: Nadia

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri?
photo kaise lu.

From: Nadia

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying When a person asked what he was doing?. He replied Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar
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